Takatuka Lodge: A Colorful & Wacky Piece of Paradise
Recently, I went on a 4hr drive from Bacolod City to Sipalay, the southern Part of Negros, to unwind from the hustle and bustle of the City life. This is my 2nd time in the said City but this sleepy town of Sipalay or the “Jewel of the South” still amazed me to no end. The place really has a lot of things and places to boost of.
One of the places they can really be proud of is the Takatuka Lodge and Diving Resort. The resort is a “colorful & wacky piece of paradise”. And it is owned by the Kalitta Brothers, Marc & Kalle and their wives, Cathy and Evarose.
Takatuka is located at Langub Beach, Barangay Nauhang, Sipalay City approximately 164km south of Bacolod City. From Barangay Nauhang, one should board a motorized banca to take you to the Beach front of Takatuka. The place is really isolated from the hustle and bustle of the city life that one could really relax and unwind in it. You have an option to relax and enjoy the beautiful of the beach or be one with nature at the back of the resort where one could also go boating around the mangrove.
Takatuka came from the popular European children’s storybook written by Astrid Lindgren, “Pipi in the Land of Takatuka”. The owners really want their paradise to have a wacky, crazy and artistic feel in it, which you can’t find anywhere else. And yes, this is the only place where you can find junk or ordinary things turned into a recycled Art. A flower pot made of radio sets and old rubber shoes. A telephone, remote control & camera turned into a light switch. Toy cars and guns turned into a chandelier. Bicycle turned into post and a cellphone cases covered post in the dining area. And one of my favorite things in this resort is there bathrooms.

Pull down the chain to turn on the faucet. Cool right?
Well, Takatuka bathrooms are really wacky, funky and artistically designed. Each one is so colorful and so wackily decorated that it gives the place a playful atmosphere. One of the attraction in the resort is the crazy bathroom of the Negrito Hut for everything in this place were designed to look crooked – the windows, mirror, tiles, doors, floors are really crazy but so creatively put. One of my favorite in this bathroom is the old water pump that was turned into a toilet paper holder. Aside from that, one of the craziest toilet seats in Takatuka was made of thumbtacks. Who in their right mind would think of this? I guess only the Kalitta Brothers and I’ll give them 2 thumbs up for this.
The owner and the staffs are really friendly and hardworking. They even gave us a house tour – Thanks to Rose!!! So, we had a chance to see all the crazy, wacky and funky designs of the 8 rooms. One of my favorite is the newly opened MadMix Room for it opens into another world – the world of madness. The room was designed with Red Horse beer bottle as a post, toilet bowl as a shower, and a lot of crazy light switch and interior arts. This room represents me best or should I say the crazy side of me?

Madmix room toilet seatĀ shower
Aside from the place, the food in Takatuka are really good, creatively presented and artistically named. The meals are a combination of Swiss, French, German, American and Asian Cuisine at affordable prices. My favorite is the Kikeritzel – A meat-eater’s favorite made of a crispy breaded chicken “Schnitzel” bursting with juicy ham, melting cheese, pickles and fragrant herbs, topped with “Jager Style” rich and creamy mushroom gravy. It’s really delicious!
Sorry! I can’t tell you anything about the dive school in Takatuka for I haven’t tried it when I was there, maybe next time. The diving rates in Takatuka are not that expensive and they also have an accredited diving instructor.
All in all, Takatuka Lodge is an amazing experience. And I’ll definitely recommend it to everyone. The Resort is colorful, wacky and a fun place to be. The owners and the staffs are really friendly and hardworking. And the food is great and yet very affordable. So in short: 2 thumbs up for Takatuka!
TAKATUKA LODGE & DIVE Resort
Langub Beach, Brgy. Nauhang
Sipalay City, Negros Occ.
Website: http://www.takatuka-lodge.com
E-mail: relax@takatuka-lodge.com
Tel. #: +63 920-2309174 orĀ +63 920-6792349
Bus Fare (From Bacolod to Sipalay) : Php 145
Tricycle Fare (From Crossing Montilla to Brgy. Nauhang): Php 30/head
Banca Fare (Nauhang to Langub Beach): Php 200/banca (Takatuka Service)
Php 150/banca (Nauhang banca)
Php 400/banca ( Takatuka Service from Sipalay-Langub Beach)

Push the button for me boy
Opps!! Another unique light switch
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1Snow
wrote on 10 June 2009 at 19:23
What a wacky hotel! But I kinda love it! ^_^
2Marissa
wrote on 11 June 2009 at 9:44
wow! this is so cool! what a wacky way to spend a holiday
nice job! hope you can blog about the different rooms in Takatuka
3Pinoy Daddy
wrote on 17 June 2009 at 12:39
Hi there. This seems like a very interesting hotel. We will be sharing this information with the Pinoy Daddy Readers. This will surely come handy if they are planning a unique vacation in Negros. We might as well consider this as one of our family travel destinations.
4Hobosic
wrote on 23 June 2009 at 20:41
Greatings, Not sure that this is true:), but thanks for a post.
Thanks